- Anti Joke

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

why is the black man black? because he isnit white