- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Matt is not funny.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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