- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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