Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Your Mom.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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