- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

I was born.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

i have yougurt with tractor

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Why did i write this? I was bored

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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