A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Butt Sex.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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