- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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