- Anti Joke

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

I said I hate niiggers

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?