Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

women outside of the kitchen

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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