Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Anti Joke

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