Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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