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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Soccer...

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

My pet rock died.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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