What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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want a balloon? yeah

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Women's rights.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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