a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

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