Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

I've got a dig bick

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

I like hats XD!

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

How do you spell eight? 8

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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