- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Shut the cork up!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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