- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

A man made a sandwich.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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