- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

The Game.

how now brown cow. WTF.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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