- Anti Joke

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What time is it? 10:58

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers