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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Knock, knock. answers door

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

IU football

What time is it? 10:58

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

hey bill!

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

religion.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Knock, knock. *answers door*

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

IU football

What time is it? 10:58

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

hey bill!

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

religion.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, knock. answers door