What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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good one jess !!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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hipsters

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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