Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

So a seal walks into a club..

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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