Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's up brah brah

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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