- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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