Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

who is mark

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

The Pope

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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