What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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You.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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