Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

1 + 1 = 3

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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