What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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I am a nigger.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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