What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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matt shut up

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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God

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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