What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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pizzano is a tool.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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