Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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matt shut up

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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