What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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