- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

Allie said yesssssssss!

Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

KSI

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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