What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Starter clothing

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Hello penis

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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