what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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