Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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God

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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