- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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