what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Starter clothing

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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7>6

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Poverty.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Anti Joke

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