Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Anti Joke

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