Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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ObamaCare

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