What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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knock knock whos there not me

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Mitch

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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