A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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pizzano is a tool.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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