Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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