What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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