There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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9/11

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Anti Joke

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