- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

for keeps?

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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