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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Ryan Chang is funny.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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