Weiner

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Matty B

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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