Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Penal Dysfunction

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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