i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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AVB

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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