Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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