Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What's 4+7 47

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Scientology.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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whats your name? bumder:)

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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